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WINTER WORK
Since I don't have a finished picture of the "slickified" car at this time, I'll give you the thousand words. As a glimpse at history, this car was originally purchased in May of 94. It was portrayed as "race ready". It was in reality "grenade" ready. The engine was not as promised (it was a 427 not a 468, with junk crank, 7:1 compression, etc.), the rear end was about to explode, the fuel pump had to be replaced, the mag was half dead, etc. Within a week, EVERY part had been disassembled and sent to the appropriate manufacturer for reconditioning, and the frame was stripped and powder-coated.
Now, 2+ years after the initial rebuilding process, with almost all major innovations and changes in place, it's time to do it all again, beautify the components as much as possible, re-powder coat the frame (this time in dark gray), and render the wiring, etc. as slick as possible. Mind you, it WAS already pretty trick, but we're just upping the ante and going for REAL slick.
These are elements that for the most part are not seen by the average viewer. But for displays, car shows, and the inquisitive pit viewer, these elements can make for an exciting and intriguing view. For those of us who actually see these things every day, it's VERY rewarding (but expensive and time-consuming to create).

THE TAIL
The tail of the frame takes a bit more loading than normal because of the lift system and the dual Optima batteries, and we're beefing that area up with four additional struts. In addition, I've redesigned the mounting and pivots for the body, and we're going to incorporate some serious bearings in that area to get the up and down motion more precise and with lower friction. These two improvements should make the system more reliable and avoid the pesky scratching of the frame rails, etc.
Remember, we're going for major slick here.

CHASSIS ITEMS
The magneto kill switch has been relocated to the right side and mounted on the shifter body, allowing further removal of useless frame tabs.
The dual 10-pound CO2 bottles are being polished, and liners installed in the holders to prevent scratching of these soon-to-be very pretty bottles. I've added a restraining tab at the bottom of each holder for added safety.
The fire system is being augmented with 2 more nozzles, one for the driver, and a 4th one at the engine. The aluminum brackets for the bottles are being highly buffed. There is a new regulation requiring the fire bottles to be mounted inboard. While many fuel cars are not even complying, and above 7.50 ET we're not required to even have a fire system, we're investigating effecting that relocation. Watching Dale Van Gundy's fire bottle squirting and spinning down the track at Pomona was ample testimony to the intelligence of this thinking.
The body tin had been rebuilt after the wind-destruction at LACR last New Years Eve (no lift system restraining pins were in place on the return road, the body blew up, and fell down with the rams being sucked under the tires-UGLY). One area of the tin mounting at the front needed some additional beefing (nothing like some 183 MPH passes to show loose spots), and that's being done as well.
We've been running 34.5" alcohol tires until now. I purchased two sets of near-new 36" tires (one set from Darryl Gwynne and the other from Chuck Etchells), and we're going to trial-fit these larger tires next week before we do the final body prep. 

THE BODY
At this point it looks like I'm going to go with taxi-cab yellow. The color is correct for a fire vehicle, plus it is VERY eye-catching.  Mike Birdsell is still poised and ready to do the flames and graphics. We're holding off to the last moment pending obtaining a sponsor, to allow for any special logo requirements. Absent a title sponsor, we'll go with the flames and a list of associate sponsors on the rear quarter panel.
We're incorporating some air line and wire raceways into the fiberglass.

THE ENGINES
After nuking the 431" back-up motor (which ran GREAT), I purchased a new Bowtie tall-deck block. We're going to basically duplicate the primary 542" motor, using the rebuilt COLA crank, a new set of Brooks rods, Venolia pistons, C/A tool steel rings, and lead indium bearings. We'll of course run Prolong in this motor.
The primary motor is waiting only for the Brooks rods. The heads have been welded, filled, and are being D-ported.
New extra bolt holes are being drilled in both sets of heads and both blocks to make the heads interchangeable.
The rods and pistons will NOT be a perfect swap, as the primary motor is an unusual .360 tall, not .400 as is the norm. 
The injector and pump will go to Enderle for checking, the Mag to Don Zig. We're also investigating whether we may even run a mag at all this season. There are some very workable rev limiters available in HEI ignitions that may prove more effective.  

THE TRANSMISSIONS
After the surprising input shaft breakage in August that ultimately cost us our back-up motor, I've consulted with Mike Stewart of Mike's Transmissions about his new ULTRA-duty trans. He's made some changes that promise to eliminate the input shaft breakage problem (a 4 times stronger shaft). This trans is scheduled to become a reality in early January, says Mike. If so, we'll off our two existing units and ante-up for the monster trans.

REAR END
We're addressing an annoying problem with the axle seals on our Dana 60 unit: someone (before us) placed a hammer cut directly in the seal area, causing a small but persistent fluid leak on the left axle. While not normally a problem, there's no reason to have it this way. We're working on either machining or epoxy-welding the surface to correct this.

SPONSOR PRESENTATIONS
I've decided to do the computer layering for the sponsor pictures in-house. So I've plunged into PhotoShop 3.0, and been tracing, coloring, moving logos, etc. I'll hopefully be sending out sponsor packets in mid-January with individual logos and colors.

CIFCA
The California Independent Funnycar Association has altered some officer positions to conform to its goals and needs, and I'll be back in the marketing area in two positions again this year. 

FINALLY
This will be the last letter until after CIFCA's first race in April, pending some wholesale alteration of our plan between now and then. Have a safe and happy holiday season, stay out of small Italian sports cars and off motorcycles (just ask Whit Bazemore), and feel free to send any surplus holidays funds our way! 

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