Funny Car Updates #33 3/3/02-3/28/02

3/3/02
Well, the test and tune at Famoso was more like Nuke and Puke. We're looking for the Glory days, and this was more like the Gory Days. As you may recall from the last update, the dually lost a radiator on the way down from Palmdale's unsuccessful attempt at running. I checked the level this morning before leaving (all the fluids actually). It pinged a bit on the way up, understandable since it is HUGELY uphill to Bakersfield. On the way back, it was pinging within two miles of leaving the track I did not check the water before leaving Famoso). I limped 15 miles to the Arco at the 65 and 99 junction, and spent 3 bucks in quarters and a half hour putting water in the thing. I stopped twice more before getting to the bottom of the Grapevine, and decided to call Randy for help. He came all the way from Newbury Park (he finally moved out of Palmdale Friday), and towed my rig home. My dually made it OK with no load, but with the heater on FULL blast. We've got to find out what's with this new and unhappy turn of events tomorrow (thermostat or water pump or electric fan or something).
Oh, and the FC? Well, we set up camp, towed it to tech, brought it back, put it up on the stands and checked the trans functions (OK), and as we were about to tow it to the line Gene Christianson showed up. We did a run through with my suit on, strapping me in, etc. We towed it up, I got in, fired it up, dropped the body, rolled to the line, hit the throttle for the burnout, and it seemed a bit odd (though more powerful than I had recalled). I got out a few hundred feet, and couldn't get it to back up. Now this is not a top fuel car with a dragging clutch and a reverser, but a Powerglide that uses a trans brake when backing up. It worked perfectly on the stands, now I was out there eating up time and not getting backed up. I finally put it back in first and stabbed it, shifted (sounded weird), and coasted to the end of the track. There was oil on the back of the motor (and on the track as it turned out). We towed back and Gene came over and said there was no tire spin on the burnout, and as I passed him at the starting line he knew the trans was gone already. Turns out it was 3 quarts low, or so. Now note that we had 7 quarts in it. But, the dipstick markings indicated it needed three more. Once we put three more in, it was still totally dead, and wouldn't turn the tires in any position. The oil mess was from a loosened distributor block off plate under the rear of the blower that had somehow had the wrong bolt put in it (a tiny bit too long), which left the seal loose (but happily did not affect the oil pump drive). So the rig is back in the garage, all tucked in neatly, and we'll get to it sometime later this week and change out the trans. Gene chided me for not bringing the spare trans, and rightly so. So again, with all the best intentions and info, we got bit by a small but critical error. Not terrible for almost 6 years off the track. Trial and error, both were present here today. Oh and the trailer floor caught fire (it's 2" thick oak) when the generator exhaust overheated it where it penetrates the floor to the muffler below. All in all an exciting day.

3/5/02
Some things are happening, and some are good. Sold the 90 Tbird to Derek the Webmaster today. So one car is bye bye. The bad news is that I started the dually when he left and it was steaming out the right pipe. So definitely a blown head gasket there. The question now is Chevy motor or Cummins diesel? Gale Banks thinks the Cummins is the ticket. A little more research needed here. I found what looked to be perfect: a 625 HP V-12 Cummins. The only problem is it is about 7' long and weighs 7500#, literally as much as the dually. The problem is I now have no driver, other than the Gremlin! I do have an 85 Mercedes 500 SEC available to buy from a buddy, which I can then turn in a month or two to another friend who is interested in that car. Just didn't want to be out another $5K while trying to build the Condor back. Someone please buy the Gremlin!! On the FC side I am researching a Dedenbear case from Summit and Gene at AutoRite Transmissions. We'll look to get the trans out either tomorrow or Thursday and see what disaster we wrought inside there.

3/6/02
E2 has connected the three Gremlin gauges, and is out getting parts to complete the oil pressure gauge. Actually, he's done. My "Nigerian connection" sent yet another email claiming a check is on its way for the Gremlin. Right. I have decided to go the Chevy 454 HO gas engine route. Just shopping price right now, and settled on a rebuilder in the Bay Area. The engine is about a two-day delivery. As it is only 8.7 compression, there is room for a blower or turbo later if need be. I am endeavoring mightily to avoid another two-year engine swap project. I talked with Rob Anderson at Vortech and he claimed (of course) that the Vortech could work perfectly for that situation. I am inclined to think a roots-type would be more to the point. But that is for much later. As I am busy with jobs (THANK you!), we just haven't gotten the nuked trans out yet. I committed to buy the MB today, and it will be out of the paint shop on Saturday. Nice car. I think the only two items not done over on that car are the engine and paint, and both look good. Who knows, maybe I'll just turn it into another FC when the Condor is done….

3/8/02
Signed the papers on the MB and gave Larry the money, and will pick it up probably Monday from the paint shop where is kindly having some items detailed for me. Happily, I am trading half the price of the MB for some air-conditioning work, so that works nicely. Ashok is interested in the car, so that whole scenario may work out OK. Worst case, I'll sell it to someone else when the Condor is done. Ordered the 425 HP HP 454 BBC crate motor for the dually, and that should arrive mid-week, around March 13th. As it appears the Mercruiser injection which I gave to Bob at Vortech has still not sold, I may put that on the rectangular port new crate motor. That would also make it REAL easy later to toss on a Vortech, as the kit is designed for that injection setup. Also looking to get a crate motor for the Condor, and just get it done. A 430 HP 392 Windsor is available from Ford for about $6K, a little less than if I have Duttweiler do the whole job from scratch, and faster.

3/10/02
In an uncharacteristically good move, I went to Bakersfield, and literally walked right into a sweet car deal: a original condition 66 Chevelle convertible. A very long story short, I bought it, stayed overnight, and resold it for a profit today at the Show and Shine at Famoso. So, a little more dough for the dually motor and Condor. I am going to go with the 392" Ford crate motor, and will have the converter opened and reconfigured at Continental Converters to about a 2500 stall. This 430 HP crate motor makes over 400# of torque from 3000 RPM on up. Yikes! Love it. Notice that it has the nearly same power curve as the 454 H0 425 HP dually motor? Interesting, eh? So I did not get the FC trans out as I wasn't here. Perhaps tomorrow or Tuesday.

3/11/02
The moon and stars must be aligned beautifully. Remember the moonshot deal on the Gremlin supposedly going to Nigeria? I just got a cashier's check by Fedex this morning!!!!!! Woweee!! I'm still working on having it verified (such scams have been known to happen before). But from all appearances, this looks real. Man oh man. The money isn't spent yet, obviously. Amazing, just amazing. Let's say at this point I'm guardedly ecstatic. If it remains real, I might just get some FC uniforms, pay some loans, and maybe get a Dedenbear case for the nuked powerglide.

3/13/02
Guarded was the operative term here. Phony cashier's check, major scam, totally NOT for real, except the fraud part. I felt it was bogus all along, but had to go the distance to find out. It is rather clever, in that Western Union has about 60 offices in Lago, Nigeria, so money can be retrieved at any one of them, hence making a sting pretty tough on that end. Nonetheless, I have contacted the FBI and Secret Service and (other than doing an inquiry into how Jim Maher has won so many CIFCA championships) I doubt much will come of it. So back to Vortech we went today for a final tune up and dyno run. So it looks like a hold on the case and uniforms.

3/15/02
I am still jerking the Nigerian thief around, hoping to keep him on the string long enough for the Secret Service to come up with a sting. E2 enjoyed driving the Gremlin, and on the freeway ride to Vortech nailed it past me like a rock down a well. Since I usually don't get to see it from outside, may I say it is a very good-looking car. Come on now, someone take this baby home! We are busy building cabinet components in the garage, so the trans may have to wait a bit. I'm trying to interest Gene Christianson in doing the trans swap with the spare tomorrow morning.

3/19/02
Gene is WAY busy running the shop by himself (cutting down overhead). I'll have to do it myself, or with local help. Really just a matter of no time right now, as we are really busy (thank you!!!). The two crate motors are not here yet, due anytime. Have had no luck reaching Chris at Continental Converters regarding upping the stall on the Condor converter. I will need Gene to properly bolt up the converter and trans for the Condor so there is no problem later. The Gremlin is back at Vortech on its final tune up.

3/20/02
Caught Chris at CTC this morning, and I'll bring both converters (Super Coupe 12" lockup converter with about an 1800 RPM stall and the FC 10" unit goof for about 3500-4000 stall) down for a look see as soon as I can get to pulling the FC trans. Been working with E2 doing air conditioning ducting, valves, etc., and it's killing me (I have had to stop my anti-inflammatory medications in preparation for arthroscopic knee surgery in week). I am SO beat by the end of the day, I'm useless.

These are the feelings I hope to be done with when I have completed both knee operations. Got another missive from the Nigerian con artist. I'll check with the Secret Service tomorrow and see if they are doing anything before I blow him off. What is with this program? It won't give me another page until I have typed two lines. Technology (yuk). Been playing phone tag with Todd from Vortech re: the Gremlin being done. It looks fairly certain I will relocate the steering for Randy for a part of this season. If I engineer it right, it should be an adjustable thing.

3/21/02
I'm having arthro next Wed the 27th, and that really shouldn't affect my ability to drive the FC a couple of weeks later (Mexicali). Come the end of May, now that surgery will be altogether another story, taking about 2 months out of the driving schedule. Still no crate motors as yet. And no word on money supposedly gotten (by the SB County DA) from the Dave Smith idiot from 3 years ago on the Condor. It is utterly amazing how long it takes government agencies to do anything. I will say that the Sheriff did a commendable job of collecting on the brake booster buffoon from small claims court. Got that dough in a hurry. The pleasant exception. As I am going to get that car running, I have to go get another unit pronto. And, I've got to clean up the engine compartment as well. That's where the new handy-dandy pressure washer will come in…….handy.

3/27/02
Got the brake master and booster, which promptly leaked out in the Mercedes trunk. Joy. Got both crate motors. The Chevy is on the ground on a dolly, still in its crate. The Ford motor is in the back of the truck. Took the FC transmissions over to Gene, and discovered it was not just my ineptitude that was giving me a problem setting the converter on the spare trans, and preventing me from installing it. The input shaft has a slightly different cut on the splines, and you literally have to pound it on, which is not a good thing. We tried it on two converters, and tried some other input shafts to be sure. All worked except mine, of course. Mind you, this is a new high-dollar piece. Gene is taking it over to Marv at A-1 to see what might be done. But the shocker was that the input shaft on the primary glide was snapped in half. Precisely what had happened in August of 96 at LACR, which spelled the beginning of the end of my racing until now. The difference now is I have a good rev limiter on board. I recall hearing a noise when I shifted, and I'm sure it was the shaft snapping. How else could I have motored down the track to that point? So real, real bizarre. This glide was the most built thing you can imagine. I was told the input shaft was a 300-M unit, the highest rated metallurgy available. Oh boy. So I left both units with Gene, so he can check them both, just in case some other goofiness is going on. E2 is taking the 10" converter down to Chris at CTC today, along with my Tbird converter, and having the 10" FC unit cut open and inspected. I'm trading the Bird converter for a 2500 RPM stall unit. And in about 2 hours, my left knee gets "scoped," that is arthroscopic surgery. So the fun begins, with a new knee on the right in about two months. I hope all this helps my back, which has been way bad for several days. Of course the left knee feels just fine right now. Just like the trans did when I pulled up to the line at Bakersfield.

 

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